Need a last minute costume idea for Halloween? Hey, the library can help you with that, too. Here are a few suggestions that will be easy to pull off, even on a limited budget (or no budget at all):
Arthur Dent from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams – When the world ends, Arthur is still in his pajamas and bathrobe, so put on your pjs, throw a robe on, and be sure to grab your towel… no intergalactic hitchhiker goes anywhere without a towel, the most useful object in the known universe. Not only is this one of the easiest costumes ever, it’s arguably the most comfortable.
Day-Off Wolverine from Astonishing X-Men Books 1 and 2 by Joss Whedon and John Cassaday – Wolverine is undeniably cool, but his various comic book costumes would look weird in the real world. On his downtime, though, his look is really easy to pull off… just a dirty t-shirt (or no t-shirt), dirty flannel shirt, dirty jeans, some heavy duty hair gel, and you’re good to go. See?
He’s the best there is at what he does, and he doesn’t even need to dress up for it.
Former CEO and business guru Jack Welch – He led General Electric, he’s renowned for his business acumen, and he name dropped Bryant in his book, Winning. Chances are you’ve got business clothes in your closet already, so grab out a shirt and tie, and walk around with either some GE small appliance or a bottle of Welch’s Grape Juice (which he had nothing to do with but it did inspire a good joke about “mind grapes” on 30 Rock a few years back, so it counts).
Looking for Alaska by John Green – Why be a single character when you can be the whole book? Just make up a poster with a picture of the state of Alaska, write “Have you seen this state?” over it, and grab a pair of binoculars.
Look, you waited until the last minute, okay? They can’t all be winners.
A Course Reserve Book – This one is super easy… make a big green rectangle with a black, uppercase “R” on it. Then make a big yellow circle with a professor’s name on it. Stick those both on yourself somewhere, say you’ll be going out for two hours, and then actually return much later after everyone else has been looking for you forever.
(Yeah, we totally notice when you do that. 🙂 )
However you spend Halloween, have a good time, be safe, and because you’re never too old for Trick or Treating, remember to avoid the houses that hand out healthy snacks or toothbrushes.
Also, if for some reason you do use any of these bizarre suggestions, we’d love to see pictures!
Also also, we’re happy to take any and all Reese’s Peanut Butter cups you don’t want off your hands. Just putting that out there.